Reblog this if you post Doctor Who/Supernatural/Sherlock and i will follow you!
you dont need to follow me unless you want to
This is why I am glad to be an only child. I would be so mad if one of my dumb BROTHERS got to be the one to marry mom.
its so sad that blind people cant see the internet
*single tear drops down face* thats so beautiful
(via detectivewhore)
Sometimes, I wish I could ban my students from saying the word “gay” unless we’re specifically talking about homosexual people. Today one kid said that the ceiling was gay. Ceiling can’t be gay. Ceiling can’t even be straight. Ceiling is ceiling. Ceiling’s sexual preference is light bulb.
(via detectivewhore)
i-was-so-alone-and-iou-so-much:
How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you
I’m pretty much positive that’s why poetry was even invented in the first place.
for the constellations of your skin to brush against
the earth of mine
i would swim the seas a thousand times
(please let’s fuck now)That was beautiful
(Source: surf4ces, via recreationalcannibalism)
What is it about Kirk that makes him, with all of his setbacks, a comrade still worth standing by? [x]
Best part: Karl’s solemn “Mmm” of agreement.
PLEASE
TELL ME THAT
I’M NOT, I REPEAT, NOT CRAZY
TO RELATE THIS
WITH THIS
MY BATTLESHIP GEARED UP WITH ULTRA CANNON
(via fire-of-fire)
OSRIC, WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY HERE
McGonagall is the best teacher everyone else can go home.
(Source: pagesofharrypotter, via shapeshiftingpenis)
[licks popsicle seductively] yeah big boy this isn’t the only thing i can suck [winks] [lowers voice] i also suck at life
(Source: glennfrenchfrey, via shapeshiftingpenis)
